Dalton Kissed a Girl...IN CLASS!!!

So last Friday Dalton brought home another (his 2nd) infraction from school. In case you don't know what that is, it is a paper written by the teacher/principal pertaining to a discipline problem that occurred on a certain date at school. He has already brought one home for acting up in speech class, but this one was a little different. I read it and couldn't help but giggle a little. It said "Dalton was caught kissing a little girl classmate today in class". My first thought was, well at least he didn't punch anyone in the face or curse! My second thought was well why didn't he just wait until he was on the playground, and not IN CLASS!!! So when I was discussing it with him that evening he informed me that he didn't think there was anything wrong he did because "that is my gurfend" he innocently stated. The poor little girl that received the kiss is Paige and I personally know her and her mother. I know that Paige is a very strong willed little girl that has been known to be "bossy" to her previous boyfriends, according to her mother, so in conclusion I think Dalton was just forced to kiss Paige or she would break up with him...REALLY??? This is already starting in Kindergarten?? Good God, please help me.